Everyone says that I can do much better.
Better than what, hey I should go ask Oprah.
Bullet Proof, 100, your favorite alcohol.
she said too much of a good thing it will kill ya.

You're cheaper than a rack of stolen jackets.
A parody of someone else you'd like to be
you speak of Deepak Chopra, and of course world peace.
A guru in the making down at Sesame Street

Its not the way you look so vain
or the way you misspell
the "ie" in my name.

Hypothetically speaking
Roll over Roll over Beethoven
Tell me what did I do to deserve you
what did I do
tell me why i like to hate you
cause i do, oh yes i do

cats and dogs may sleep together
doesn't mean they like each other
you get me to stand and deliver
karma boomerang
tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do
oh yes i do

you look great when my eyes are not open
dependables, predictables,
so turn the light on
you're so clever when you're silent
a real thesbian
too much of a good thing it will kill you

its not the way you're such a know it all
your god-like outlook
only 5 foot small

Hypothetically speaking
Roll over roll over Beethoven
Tell me what did I do to deserve you
what did I do
tell me why i like to hate you
cause i do, oh yes i do

Cats and dogs may sleep together
doesn't mean they like each other
you get me to stand and deliver
karma boomerang
tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do
oh yes i do

so oprah said that i could do much better
better than what, hey you know hey whatever
Big said throw me
I'm a loser,
i guess that must be true
why else would I be here with you

roll over roll over roll over beethoven
roll over roll over roll over beethoven
roll over

Tell me what did I do to deserve you
what did I do
tell me why i like to hate you
cause i do, oh yes i do

cats and dogs may sleep together
doesn't mean they like each other
you get me to stand and deliver
karma boomerrang
tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do
oh yes i do

crash bang boomerang
karma karma boomerang