Back when the world was new
The planet earth was down on it's luck
And every where gigantic brutes called titans ran amok
It was a nasty place

There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos rained and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
And then along came Zues
He hurled his thunder bolt
He zapped
Looked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type 'A' to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zues tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though honey it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was sweet
And smooth as sweet vermouth
Though honey it may seem imposs'ble
That's the Gospel Truth