I Met My Love In A Looney Bin,
She's Wired To the Fucking Moon!
She Told Me She Was Monica Lewinsky's Twin,
She's Wired To the Fucking Moon!
We Went Walking in the Local Park,

She's Wired To the Fucking Moon!
She Ran After A Frisbee And She Started To Bark,
She's Wired To the Fucking Moon!

Woo Oh Oh, I Think She Likes Me,
Woo Oh Oh, That's My Baby,
Woo Oh Oh, White Gravy
Woo Oh Oh!

She Told Me She Was Studying Philosophy
In A Local University,
She Wants To Be A Communist,
And Live On A Farm,
And Still Be Living Off the State For Free.

Woo Oh Oh, I Think She Likes Me,
Woo Oh Oh, That's My Baby,
Woo Oh Oh, White Gravy
Woo Oh Oh!

I Asked Her If She Felt Alone Like Me,
She Was Deep In Conversation With A Cup Of Tea,
I Shook Her on the Shoulders,
And I Told Her I Loved Her,
But She's Wired To the Fucking Moon
Oh Yeah, She's Wired To the Fucking Moon

Ohh Oh Oh, I Think She Likes Me,
Woo Oh Oh, That's My Baby,
Woo Oh Oh, White Gravy
Woo Oh Oh, Gui- tar Solo!

Woo Oh Oh, She's In the Army,
Woo Oh Oh, I'm In the Navy,
Woo Oh Oh, We'll Have A Baby,
Woo Oh Oh!

I Met My Love In A Looney Bin,
She's Wired To the Fucking Moon