Ah, ah, ah
[Chorus]
Please get out of the toilet my man
Hell no, I'm doing drugs

Please get out of the toilet my man
Oh no, let me do my drugs
Came to the disco with half a gram of go go
Cut with baking soda
Saw my girl with the one kiss curl
She's a pusher, I think you know her
Got my straw, found my score
Now just give me a few minutes more
[Chorus]
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
There's a mushroom growin' inside of me
A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small
You're so tiny, I'm so tall
Who are you, don't you ask
You're just a pain in the looking glass
[Chorus]
You can find romance or piss in your pants
(Tweedledum and Tweedledee)
Let's leave it up to fate, mate
(There's a mushroom growin' inside of me)
You're a drunken bore
(A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small)
So let's lock the door
(You're so tiny, I'm so tall)
Let me get this line straight
(Who are you, don't you ask)
I've been waiting all night
(You're just a pain in the looking glass)
To powder my nose
Lord don't stop me, Thar she blows
[Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah
D d d d d d d d d d d
Drugs