( yawn, gasp )

Girl we've got work to do
pass me the paint and glue
perfect isn't easy

but it's me

when one knows the world is watching
one does what one must
a few minor adjustments darling
not for my vanity,
but for humanity

each little step or pose
see how the breeding shows ( oomph )
sometimes it's too much for even me!

When all of the world says yes,
then who am I to say no?

Don't ask a mutt to strip like a showgirl
no girl, you need a growl!

Not a flea or a flaw
take a peep at that paw!
la dee da da

perfection leaves you to "say what?"

I'm rivaled
I'm ruffeld
I'm beauty unLEASHED! ( yeah )

Jaws drop, hearts stop

so classic and classy
we're not talking lassie!

Laaaaa, aaaah, oooo, arooo
ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff arrroowl

So manly covent my bones in gold
you're barkin' off the tree!

You pretty pups all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice, but still
It's just PRETTY

perfect my dear,
is me ( hold )
( oomph )