Verse 1

Another Sunday morn
The pious face is worn
Deacon Joe Johnston leaves the real one behind

With wife and kids
He's such a righteous God-fearing man
Talks of love, morals, faith, salvation, charity, and ¦
Never mentions the other woman he often rams!

Verse 2

She sits so pompously,
Reciting furiously,
Mary sings loudest, moral pillar of clay

Her husband boasts
She's such a God-fearing woman
She talks of love, morals, faith, salvation, chastity, and ¦
Never mentions her romps(trysts) with Joe in Hotel Love Land where ¦

Chorus:

He will rise and cum again

Take her to the Promised Land

She will sing her songs of praise

Kneeling down between his legs

Verse 3

Condemning Zealously
Revealed Activities
Christians aren't perfect just forgiven he cries

Half right again Father Flynn now starts to really get scared
Another whiskey and 7 leaves his fears unimpaired
Will she reveal the Chosen Ones with whom she has shared

Verse 4

The scandal burns red hot
Father Flynn has been caught
His crying confession leaves the followers touched

Months go by and things are happy happy again
Flynn talks of love morals, faith, salvation, charity, and ¦
Never mentions his nasty habits done in Christ's name
Like his laying of hands upon the rectory maid
Or the money he steals to buy the booze that he craves
Or the œservices? given to the boys that he œsaves?

Uh huh, he's holy again.
Uh huh, he's holy again.

Or the porno he leers at every night when he bathes
Or the bottle of Whiskey helping him through his day
Or his rendezvous with Joe's unholy lay
etc.