Right, Right
You all really bite
Hypocrisy and selfishness are goals for which you'll fight

Left, Left
You're just plain inept
You got a heart, now get a brain, a reality check

G.O.P.
Yours for a small fee
You whore yourselves to make a buck and sell our Liberty

D.N.C.
You just sicken me
For money, polls, you'll sell your soul and make your policies

Verse 1

You act as if you're two poles
But you're mites on the same mole
You argue every tit and tat
While this nation just goes to crap
You grasp for the issues that
You can make your own
Your principles are yours
Simply ˜cause they're on loan

Right, Right
You all really bite
Hypocrisy and selfishness are goals for which you'll fight

Left, Left
You're just plain inept
You got a heart, now get a brain, a reality check

G.O.P.
Yours for a small fee
You whore yourselves to make a buck and sell our Liberty

D.N.C.
You just sicken me
For money, polls, you'll sell your soul and make your policies

Verse 2

You talk as if you'll make change
But you're just out to maintain
The status quo, the elite's role,
The money flowing in your veins
You've got your TV shield
That distracts from the loot you steal
You reap the bucks, like pigs we're stuck,
Like Ned Beatty we're forced to squeal!

G.O.P.
Yours for a small fee
You whore yourselves to make a buck and sell our Liberty

D.N.C.
You just sicken me
For money, polls, you'll sell your soul and make your policies

Four, more
For the corporate whores
Try and try to dump them, but they're always back for more

Fat, cats
Damn Republicrats
Not leaders of the Left or Right
Just top dog bureaucrats