Draft Dodger
Warmonger
Election Stealer
Dirty Dealer
Drunk Driver
Goddamned Liar
Budget Breaker
Deficit Maker
C Student
Imprudent
Mispronouncer
Freedom Trouncer
Ex-Drunkard
Hides in Bunkers
Double Talker
Arctic Hocker

Soldier Slayer
Not a Player
Coke Snorter
Terror Supporter
Daddy Pleaser
Thinks He's Caesar
Woman Hater
Bad Debater
Oil Lackey
Hates Iraqis
Racist Scum
Just Plain Dumb
Skull and Bones
Takin' Loans
Spoiled Brat
Dirty Rat

Illuminati
Rich and Snotty
Nature Looter
Bad Polluter
Christian Zealot
Fixin' Ballots
Caused Recession
Rigged Election
Right Wing Puppet
Looks like Muppet
Much Vacation
Trashes Nation
Comes from Texas
Pays no Taxes
Bad Father
Drunken Daughters

Corporate Whore
Tiresome Bore
AWOL Pilot
Utter Nitwit
Mamma's Boy
Just Annoys
Smug Jerk
Never Works
Gay Bashing
Liberty Smashing
Bohemian Grove
With Karl Rove
Wife's a Killer
Seat Filler
Arrested in Maine
Is Quite Insane

Low IQ
Is Ugly Too
Hides Coffins
Always Jokin'
World hates him
The Rich love him
Saved Ken Lay
Sleeps all Day
Muslim Loather
Crooked Brother
Exploits the Poor
Can't Win War
Not Respected!
Not Elected!
C*cksucker
Motherf*cker!!