Oh, when you meet the Man With Bacon
You know he makes the world go round
So little pig, be not mistaken
He'll bless the world with stones and pounds

So, when you meet the Man With Bacon
Watch your back and don't sleep sound
For if he catches you unawakened
He'll serve you fried or ground

And make the world round
He'll make it go round
He'll make it go round
He'll make it go round

(Repeat)

Oh, serve me up some eggs and bacon
I don't think you understand
I just want some eggs and bacon
I'm not interested in SPAM

Oh, serve me up some eggs and bacon
I don't think you understand
I just want some eggs and bacon
I'm not interested in SPAM
(Repeat Main Verse)