Who can understand why a mama
feels the way she does?
Who can understand a mama's chemistry?
Do you think it's alchemy?
Did he leave you lyin' in the devil's arms?
Oh my G-d...
But it aint like it matters now.
This time, man,
I really thought it might be love,
But the walls of my attraction,
They hit me like a blacktoothed glove,
But just in case, you should S&H, oh my G-d,
But it aint like it matters now.

I keep up my appearance,
'cause I wanna have some fun,
And "offf of you" it would be nice,
If I could "have me" some,
But, honey,
If any man could spark desire,
I'd gobble turkey cold,
But it aint like it matters now.