She's got some "dirty little secrets"
And you know she'll try to hide that dollar
She'll try to conceal the things she'll steal,
She's got money in her wallet...
"He put a dollar underneath my sheet!"-
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She'll try to tell you "I aint got money",
But, baby, you know you do, uh-huh
So don't paint it sunny, when it's blue!

She'll reach into her pocketbook
Pretend to look for change she's got there,
Come up and say "I guess I'm broke!"
Then what's that dollar doing sticking out there?

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She loves to count her money,
She's watching every cent, oh yeah,
But when they say, "It's time to pay",
She won't know where it went!

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P/S I'd like to submit this song.
I know it's kind of petty and silly!