well sometimes i think
she was born without a brain
'cause even when she tries
to make sense she still sounds insane

oh, but please don't get the wrong idea
'cause i love my mom to death
and please don't think that i'm being mean
but there's something about her breath

and she doesn't even know
and she doesn't even care
and she doesn't even have a clue
she's so uncool

well she likes to drive
all around in her car
but goin' 15 miles per hour
doesn't get her very far
well i really hate to say it
but life with my mom sucks
if she likes my band so much
than what's with that ten bucks?

well, i just can't wair for the day
when all this madness ends
she still insists on kissing me
in front of all my friends

embarrassing me with that hair
i'm looking like a fool
somebody really needs to tell her
that she's just not cool