(Written by Dave Scott)

He's the new Dougherty, only 15
Dodgy covers, chasin the scene
But his band's rubbish, an insult to Pete
The only good thing is they're Easy To Beat

(chorus)
Model citizen, a viscous infection
I'm not sorry you're not ok
Stand aside now, we're coming through
And we'll be scraping you off the soles of our shoes tonight

They're just the big hype, the next big thing
The misty smokescreen, and his face when he sings
And they play their punk-rock and their flash metal noise
Feet glued to the stage, characterless and void, hear me now

(chorus)

Daddy's little boy is going to rock
Chose his bassist cos he said he sucks cock
Front man doesn't know his bassist ain't bi
But I'm tellin him now, it's all a big lie

(chorus)
Model citizen, a viscous infection
I'm not sorry you're not ok
Stand aside now, it's Renaissance coming through
And we'll be scraping you off the soles of our shoes tonight