Text und Musik: Jürgen Seibold
Man, you may stay in your corner
Playing some warmer
Tunes to agree (to)

And treat your Strat like an auger,
Hurl chords like Paul Arthurs
To Alan McGhee ? but
I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians
And I'm nearly sure,
That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.
Right, man, sometimes we are trying
To puzzle our rhymes
With similar chords.
Now you may say, I'm a liar,
'Cause me I'm conceding
What I'm accusing you for ? but I know
I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians
And I'm nearly sure,
That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.
I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians
And I'm nearly sure,
That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.
You may read stories 'bout Moss Side
Longing for lost fights
And feeling you near.
Love Mondays, Carpets or Roses
Beat your neighbours red noses
But still it is clear (that)
I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians
And I'm pretty sure,
That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.
I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians
And I'm really sure,
That you're ? - (damn! damn! damn!)
Oh, that you're ? - (damn! damn! damn!)
That you're ? - (damn! damn! damn!)
you're no Mancunian too.