Here comes another song about Mexico
I just can't help myself
I lost my old lady
Got my lures got my bobbers now I'm gonna go

Got off in the wrong direction
Found some hookers and lost my erection
So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home
The good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas
And drink warm beer

Here comes the same old verse about Mexico
We just can't help ourselves
We lost our old ladies
Got our lures got our bobbers now we're gonna go
Got off in the wrong direction
Found some hookers and lost our erections
So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home
(had to lie, had to lie)
The good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas
And drink warm beer