Well I stumbled and toiled all drunk and full of smoke,
My wife said I had had enough, I said I'm sick, get out!
So I stumbled down to Kelly's club, across the edge of town,
And I told the boy's a wee story, and we'd have another round.

CHORUS
1 2 3 4
and we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight,
Yes we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!

And Mary McGregor, oh she was a pretty hor,
She'd always greet you with a smile and never locked her door,
but on the day she died, I'll admit it sounded weak,
For Mary McGregor, finally got some sleep!

REPEAT CHORUS

Oh there once was a girl, a child I'm told.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a cold,
So now I've been standing here, out in the pouring rain,
I'll stumble back to Kelly's bar, and cry away me pain.

REPAET CHORUS

Ahhhhhhhhh Hey! (x2)