What do you get when you fall in love

a girl (guy) with a pin to burst
your bubble

that's what you get for all your trouble

I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a girl (guy)
you get enough germs to catch pneumonia

after you do
she'll never phone you;

I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.

Don't tell me what it's all about

'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out;
out of those chains
those chains that bind you

that is why I'm here to remind you.
What do you get when you fall in love

you only get lies and pain and sorrow

so for at least until tomorrow

I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you give your heart

you get it all broken up and battered

that's what you get
a heart that's shattered;

I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you need a girl (guy)

you get enough tears to fill an ocean

that's what you get for your devotion

I'll never fall in love again.