(C. Ackerman)
When I was new I knew nothing
and he a punk who rarely ever gave advice
now i'm guilt stricken, sobbing with my head on the keyboard

stoped a newbie and a windows error screen
I can't be held responsible
cause he was scrolling the room
I won't be held responsible
he broke the rules in the first place
For the nick of me I cannot remember
what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
for the nick of me I cannot believe we'd ever be banned for these sins
we were merely newbies
My best friend took a week ban for swearing
he also took 2 weeks for cloning
now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the keyboard
I think about it now and how he never really ment it I says
I can't be held responsible
cause he was scrolling the room
I won't be held responsible
he broke the rules in the first place
For the nick of me I cannot remember
what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
for the nick of me I cannot believe we'd ever be banned for these sins
we were merely newbies
We've tried to froget of all of this
we never talk of our westwood crimes
and how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the keyboard
we fell through the ice when we tried not to slip, we'd say
I can't be held responsible
cause he was scrolling the room
I won't be held responsible
he broke the rules in the first place
For the nick of me I cannot remember
what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
for the nick of me I cannot believe we'd ever be banned for these sins
we were merely newbies