I was walking around
Up on the ground
And I saw a little piggy
On the ground so

I put my foot up
Over his head
And then I kicked him
In his piggy head
Ha ha
I kicked him in the head
You never thought you'd be dead
You just looked up and you said
She's gonna kick me in the head

I was walking away
The other day
And I saw a little rat in my way so
I put my foot up
Next to his head
And then I kicked him in
His little rat head

I didn't think you'd be dead
I just put up my foot and said
I'm gonna kick him in the head

I was walking around
On the ground and I saw a little
Doggie on the ground so I put my
Foot up over his head and then
I stepped on his little doggie head

Ha ha
I stepped on your head
I never thought you'd be dead
I just put up my foot and said
I'm gonna step on your head