"It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before
It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before"
My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle
Made her wiggle like a willow tree

So suggestively
So I suggested
She protested
I persisted till she said "Well, okay..."
And I said "Wey-hey!"

In or out”of one thing there can be no doubt
Out or in”this is not a sin”it's not even original!
And hey, we're all individuals”so let the games begin!

I fall in love with someone new practically every day but that's okay
It's just the price I pay for being a man (if that's really what I am)
And I refuse to take it all too seriously
It's such a strange activity,
Far too peculiar to be taken any other way
Don't wait until tomorrow”do it today

In out in out in out in out in out in out in out

Shake it all about