tell me the truth now before i get mad
i wasn't the best lover you ever had
and give me it straight
does it keep you up at night?

you tell me how you think you finally found love
it's lovely to hear that you've finally found love
wear something sexy and meet me at midnight
(scream that sounds like "nnnnnnnooowwwwwwww")

we couldn't have asked for a funnier scene
but as for his temper, well i see what you mean
but give him a week and i swear he'll just forget
and i thank the lord that i'm me and not him
cause i may be stupid but at least i'm not dim
and when he walked in, well, i had no regrets
(scream that sounds like "nnoooooooooooo")

so tell me the truth now before i get mad
i wasn't the best lover you ever had
and give me it straight does it keep you up at night?
if you're such a victim then go call the cops
you certainly looked good when you were on top
if i get the blame then i get the credit too, a-too-TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!