Drive fast, don't crash
Make your money, make it last
Hang tight, kick back
Prepare yourself for the attack
Buy low, sell high
Take your pills, tell your lies
Fake your tan, wear a tie
Go to the gym, you'll never die

And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go (to go)

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go
Uh-huh
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go

Do in, drop out
Raise your voice, never shout
Find your true love on the couch
This is what it's all about
Change your face, keep your name
Keep it cool and play the game
Don't you know they're all the same
Don't you know they're all the same

And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go (to go)

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go
Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go

Think deep, fly low
Celebrate a tv show
Raise the stakes, drop the pressure
Happiness you'll never measure
Bite your tongue, pay the man
Time to start your 5 year plan
Holiday in Vietnam
Then blow a kiss to Uncle Sam

And that's the way to go
And that's the way to go (to go)

Fake it baby, they won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go
Uh-huh
That's the way to go
Cause everybody knows that's the way to go
And that's the way to go (to go)

Buy low, sell high
Take your pills, tell your lies
Fake your tan, wear a tie
Go to the gym, you'll never die.