you've got exactly sixty seconds
to tell me what you meant by that
one short minute to apologize
you've got exactly sixty seconds
to tell me what you meant by that

i hear the murder rate is on the rise

i'm in love, but i do not speak the language
i'm in love, but i don't understand
i'm in love, and i do not speak the language
but i try to speak the language of this foreign land

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here i am, stupid american
here i am
here i am, stupid american
here i am

you've got exactly sixty seconds
to take back that stupid question
a baguette doesn't come with a bag
you've got exactly sixty seconds
to take back that stupid question
it's called a baguette, don't you get it-get it

i'm in love, but i do not speak the language
i'm in love, but i don't understand
i'm in love, and i do not speak the language
when i try to speak the language
it comes out sounding like

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his heart is italy
his kiss is paris
his body is brazilian
my heart is...my heart is
oklahoma
oklahoma

you've got exactly sixty seconds
to kiss me like a european
one short minute to show me how
you've got exactly sixty seconds
to love me like a spy
i've seen those foreign films
do it-do it now

i'm in love, with a man who says "te amo"
i'm in love, he calls me "ma petite chou-chou"
i'm in love, and i try to speak the language
but i can't understand a single word he's saying

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