Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie

if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..
so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip
chorus: (repeat)
and it went uuh caress me down
uhh and that's the lovin' sound
when I kiss mixie it makes me feel horny
cause I'm the type of lover with the sensitivity
when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy
she give me the right kind of love on Sunday morning
en otro lado es donde viví con mijita que se llama mixie
y su hermana si me quiere
y ahorita tenemos un bebé
sus padres sus padres me trataron matar
but they did not get to far
un poco después tuve que regresar
con un chingo de dinero cuz you know I'm a star
yo fui a Costa Rica para comer y sufriar
practicaba con la raza cuz they know who we are
sí no le dió cuenta and I bet you never will
you must be a muñeca if you're still standing still
chorus (repeat)
me gusta reggae
me gusta punk rock
pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita
en el agua en el aire if you know who you are
con el agua en el aire empieza gritar
no tenga miedo I'm your papí
take your chones y los manden a mí
levanta levanta tienes que gritar
levanta levanta tienes que bailar
chorus (repeat)
and the girls caressed me down
and that's the lovin' sound
English translation:
nice to meet ya my name's bradley I'm hornier than ron jeremy ......
on the other side is where I used to live
with my girlfriend named mixie
and her sister if she wants me
and now we have a baby
her parents her parents tried to kill me
but they did not get too far
a little later I had to come back
with a shitload of money cuz you know I'm a star
I went to Costa Rica to eat and mess around
I practiced with the race (of people) cuz they know who we are
yeah, didn't you tell me a story? and I bet you never will
you must be a manequin if you're still standing still
chorus
I like reggae
I like punk rock
but the thing I like most of all is pussy
in the water, in the air, if you know who you are
with the water, in the air we begin to yell
don't be afraid, I'm your daddy
take your underwear and send them to me
get up, get up you have to shout
get up, get up you have to dance
chorus
and the girls ....