[Andre 3000]
Sophistophone {?}, aristocats
Distinguished stars,clean up your acts
Pull up your pants, ladies and gents
Please, act likeyou got some sense

You know what I really wanna know?
Where do all thegood girls go
What clubs they hang in?

[Chorus]
Behold alady
I see you standin' on the wall
Clap, clap... you deserve it all[Repeat]
[Ad libs]
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard tofind
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Is that make and modeldiscontinued?

[Verse 1]
Today I might snow, tomorrow I'llrain
3000's always changing but you stay the same
And I need that, hey Ineed that (in my life)
When I feel washed up and inadequate
And throw allmy songs away, no matter how mad I get
You make me smile, you make mesmile
You make me smile, you make me... (Hoooooooo!)
You're the anchorthat holds me down
When my ship is sinking
You won't let me drown and I'mgrateful
(AwwawwAwwawwawwawwawwwwawww!)

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Yo'mama's old fashioned, yo' daddy don't play
You'll always be thislovely
'Cause they raised you that way
Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thankya Lord!
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
Thank ya Jesus! Thank yaLord!
You're not extra, you're so plain Jane
The yin to my yang,darlin'
You've got that thang and you know it
But yet you don't and that'swhat's so cool
You don't say too much, but when you do it's profound
Inthe street you hold your head high
At home you get low down for me
(Can'tget no lower, can't get no lower, can't get no lower, yeah!)
Hooo! You're theanchor that holds me down
When my ship is sinking, you won't let me drown(Aaaaaaahh!)
(Ad libs)
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visitmuseums
To see what a lady looks like
So if you find one, I beg you, holdher tight
If you spot one, good sir, treat her right
This is BenjaminAndre signing off
Thanks a million
Good luck andgoodnight

[Chorus 2x]