Teen-age love ain't no fun
Get your kicks all on the run
Don't get wet and lose your cool

I lied now, but you're a fool
And I, I don't care about you no more
Laugh, laugh at the things you do, oh no
You're somebody else when I'm through
You're evil and I'm black and you're blue
So I walked her home from school one day
I said, "Baby, baby, maybe do you want to play"
She said, "Uh, uh, Andy, I can't make that scene"
Because she's got something stuck in her spleen
She's a retard, hey, hey