She breaks me down with her horror story
She makes me sad, but she never bores me

Just like a visit to the Love Gestapo
It's quite a trip, but it gets me down
Nothing she do ever really please me
She knows I'm hard-- that's why she says I'm easy
She's got my number, but imagine this
She says it makes her blue, tatooed upon her wrist
Woke up this morning, my girl was gone
Unpacked my bag-- that's why she's moving on
I love it when she tells me the whore story
'Cause it starts out so nice and then it gets so gory