Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out oftown and do it all night long?
We can lie out in the field til the morninglight
Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight

Start the loving inthe truck and wind up in the ditch
The old man will come a-runnin' with ahickory switch
Oh, no, gotta learn this some day
Why, I, gotta learn thehard way
Buddy showed me just how fast a car can go
I'll race you for yourpink slip right before this show
Put your girlfriend in the bet to makethings good
Cause she's been staring at me like no girlfriendshould
Bastards sitting right there on the starting line
Stuck the sugarin your gas tank by myself last night
Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why, I, gotta learn the hard way
Hey there little darling, where'd theold man go?
Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?
We canlie out in the field til the morning light
Then me and your old man are gonnahave to fight
Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch
Theold man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch
Oh, no, gotta learn thissome day
Why, I, gotta learn the hard way
Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why, I, gotta learn the hard way