(Hello! x10)

Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, won't you help me
Mrs. O

I had a really bad day, can't you listen
Everybody got drugged, but mine won't kick in
Everyone's mad, dumb or wicked
Mrs. O, please help, don't go

Hello operator
Please connect me
To the human race
I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up
Can't you help me
Mrs. O

Now, we're not united, in the USA
Its a total joke, in the USA
I guess my middle finger is my only hope
I wanna live and let live, live the good life
But I'm told no way, where's the good life?
The only explanation is "You'll learn someday"
Not me, No way!

Hello operator
Please connect me
To the human race
I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up
Can't you help me
Mrs. O

When you got a bad connection
FIGHT BACK!
When there's no connection
TURN YOUR BACK!
We've got no connection
Turn your, turn your, turn your back
When there's no connection

Uhh hello?
(Operator) Hello?
Yeah, operator?
Um, yeah I'm trying to get in touch with a human being
(Operator) Please speak up sir, I can hear you
(Operator)I'm gonna have to get my supervisor
What do you mean?
(Operator) Please hold.
What?! NO!!

Hello operator
Please connect me
To the human race
I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up
Can't you help me
Mrs. O

We are so disconnected
I want some human touch
If I don't get connected I'm gonna cry!