I'm the gum on your shoes
The prostitute who rings your family
I'll take your breath away
You crossed my path and you'll pay

And both your friends will laugh
I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your witsend
I will be your girlfriend
I'm the knee in your groin
Look around you, no-one's noticed
It's true
I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your witsend
I will be your girlfriend
I'm the gum on your shoe
I'm the knee in your groin
I'm the fly in your soup
I have the fruit of your loin
Somehow I'll complicate your life
and now you'll have to tell your wife
I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence
I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your witsend
I will be your girlfriend