{*soft instrumental*}

[Kool Keith]
Don't worry Miss Pop Music
Your son's going to be alright

[Female]
Oh Doctor, I hope you're right!
He used to be such a creative and smart boy
But lately he's changed
He's become such a MORON~!
Why is his head all swollen up like that?

{*full speed beat*}

[Kool Keith]
Your son has been vegetating for four or five years without treatment
But that's enough about me
That nasty rash on your leg
I have a very effective... {*scratched*}
Effective cream for that...
Cream for... {*scratched*} cream for th... {*scratched*} that

{*gradually fades out*}