I am the master of this universe / and I've got so big it hurts / Raise your eyes andgraze your knees / oh for your master is displeased / because you dared to doubt his word/ his polished surface dulls and cracks / Your bitter laughter breaks his back / I am themaster of this universe / I taught you everything you know / now you must bear yourmaster's curse / oh for I will not let you go / Now you must walk this town 'til dawn / inevery public open place / your master's look upon your face / Oh now look what you havedone / you've spoilt it all for everyone / The master masturbates alone / in a corner ofyour home / You feed him scraps when in the mood / You beat him hard and keep him nude /You cut your master down to size / Now he cries and he cries now / Lalalalala lalala... /And now he begs both night and day / He lets you take him on your knee / He keeps onlosing consciousness / he dearly loves his new mistress / Now he repeats it every night /Every night on point of death / "You are the master of this universe" / Now hecries and he cries now / "You are the master of the universe / You are the master ofthe universe / You are the master of the universe / You are the master of theuniverse!" master of the universe / You are the master of the universe!"