I've got the time / and you've got the space / I'm gonna wipe you down / and lick thesmile off your face, the smile off your face / Though we know that it's wrong / towel sets/ matching combs / Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on? / Oh... / I want you now /and I want you here / so lie down by the fire / and if the neighbours hear, the neighbourshear / 'cos they don't understand / what you've got / in your hand / Oh it looks so goodbut does it turn you on? / Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again? / Sideways? / I wasstill in the queue when you came / Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the unitsdown / Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face / oh it made me feelbetter / Oh now it's gone too far / we gave up hope / and the future's bleak / just a soapon a rope, a soap on a rope / Put the rope around his neck / Pull it tight / he's erect /oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on? / Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do itagain? / Shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came / Delivered me fromhis 'n' hers / you pulled the units down / Delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I sawhis face / oh it made me feel better / So we laid in bed afterwards and / she asked me /what made me frightened / and I said / "I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates / I'mfrightened of pot pourri / I'm frightened of James Dean posters / I'm frightened oftwenty-six inch screens / I'm frightened of remote control / I'm frightened of endowmentplans / I'm frightened of figurines / I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oakssearching for a conversation." / "Oh you're stupid," she said / and shetook my hand / she took my hand and she said / "I want / I want you / I want you to /I want you to touch / I want you to touch me / I want you to touch me." / Oh... / Arewe going to do it again? / Shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came /Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down / Delivered me from his 'n'hers / and when I saw his face / you know it made me feel better.
'n' hers / and when I saw his face / you know it made me feel better.