Chorus:
If you like Pina Colada, and its little Champaign
If you like juice in your kina, me myself here to say
If you like makin love at midnight, rollin out the avenue

If you like frien' up a fat one, one day your down with my crew
Verse:
Havin' problems with my lady, she gettin' on my nerves
Talkin' bout she need her nails done, I take that out on the perm
Ain't wanna make love last night, she thought everything was cool
But she was messin' wit Da Real One, If I got my damn rules
Chorus
Verse:
Now I met another lady, She got what she had to say
I asked her where her man at, she said baby I'm gay
I said that don't really matter, long as you ain't gotta sex change
Because I'm down with a three some, but need to know some things
Chorus
All right lets break this thing down
Bridge:
Come on, Come on, Come on
Come on, Come on, Come on
Come on , come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Rap, Rap, Rap
Rap, Rap, Rap
Rap, Rap, Rap
Rap, Rap, Rap
(Repeat once)
Chorus
Come on, shake it for the break down
Bridge