Featuring eddie griffin

[eddie griffin]
Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
On planet motherfuckin earth, is her momma
It's her momma that told her,
"get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +i'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You knew when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
But you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
You went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, didn't you!!
The ol' keep a nigga baby
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
Cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
That yo' momma, you was a hoe!
Tell the kid!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
Cause he take care of his real family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted