"Young Love is a Bitch" by Psychefunkapus
This is a song about love .... young love
Johnny promised Jackie he would meet her after school
all his friends are watchin' so he tries to be cool
Meets her in the courtyard, stares into her eyes

and the sound of his voice makes her little titties rise
he says
"Listen, Jackie baby, let me take you to the prom -
I'll even wear a suit if that'll turn you on.
Let me put my arms around you,
let me whisper in your ear
the sweet words of love
I know you want to hear."
Jackie starts to quiver, she begins to sweat
Johnny's only smiling 'cause he knows he got her wet
He starts to move in closer, her body starts to itch
and a little voice inside her tells her
Young love is a bitch
Young love is a bitch
Young love is a bitch
(tell her)
Young love is a bitch
Jennie's got a crush on her Spanish teacher
but all he does is treat her like a seniorita
She goes to school in minis, doesn't wear a bra
bodies like hers oughtta be against the law
She waits 'till class is over then she moves across the room
Teacher's getting nervous just from smelling her perfume
He looks her body over as she tells him, "Make a wish!"
And finally he takes her thinking
Young love is a bitch
Young love is a bitch
Young love is a bitch
(tell her)
Young love is a bitch
(ain't that a trip?)
Remember when you're young and you're looking for affection
Be sure to hold on to your heart
Don't give in to love unless you're very well protected
'Till your old enough to know better, stop before you start
(Stop! Stop!)
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY I ALWAYS TOLD A LIE
'CAUSE WHEN I CAN'T GET PUSSY IT ALWAYS GOT ME BY
BUT NOW THAT I'M A MAN I SAY THESE WORDS TO YOU
DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER
DON'T EVER LET 'EM HEAR WHAT THEY THINK IS TRUE
YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH
YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH
Young love ... is a bitch, yeah
Young love ... is a bitch, is a bitch
Young love ... is a bitch, yeah