[announcer]
Hey hip-hoppers, tired of that old trend of ghostwriters?
Well here's the newest sensation that's sweepin the nation!

{*needle drags*} {*gong sounds*} Ghost weed!
Ghost weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Hey ballers, ballettes, thugs, chickenheads!
Take a listen to how ghost weed
will help you kick it like your favorite rapper
Just a couple of hits and.. {*inhales*} it's GANGSTER!

Watch how we secretly sabotaged this cypher with ghost weed..

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Whatever, nah.. just step back off