VS: Ahhh, hahhh ¦[spoken words (s.p.)]
LJ: What's the matter, darlin'?[s. p.]
VS: Ahhh, hahhh ¦[s. p.]

VS: I'm havin' so much trouble with those toothache blues.
LJ: I'm a real good doctor to ease those toothache blues.
VS: Ahhh, ahhh ¦ [s. p.]
VS: It's got me floor walkin' and wearin' out both of my shoes.
VS: Ahhhhh ¦ [s. p.]

LJ: You need a quick fillin' dentist, now don't be mean and cross.
VS: Ohhh, doctor ¦ huhh ¦ LJ: Hush up, darlin', just a minute ¦ [s. p.]
You need a quick fillin' dentist, now don't be mean and cross.
VS: Mmm, mmm ¦ [s. p.]
VS: Last night I was hot with fever, I just rolled and tossed.
VS: Ohhh, doctor ¦ LJ: Just a minute, darlin' ¦ [s. p.]

LJ: Don't get nervous honey, when I lay you in my chair.
VS: Mmm ¦ LJ: Sit still, darlin' ¦ [s. p.]
Don't get nervous, honey when I lay you in my chair.
VS: Ahhh, doctor, doctor ¦ [s. p.]
VS: If you use what's in your hand, you'll make me pull my hair.
VS: Ahhh, ouch, mmm ¦ LJ: Just a minute ¦ [s. p.]

VS: I feel a funny little somethin' easin' into my cavity.
VS: Mmm, ouch, ohhh ¦ (giggling)
I feel a funny little somethin' easin' into my cavity.
LJ: That's nothin' but cocaine and liquor to ease your pains you see.
VS: Ohhh, doctor, mmm ¦ LJ: Wait, just a minute now ... [s. p.]
VS: Mmm ¦ LJ: I got it now ... [s. p.]
VS: Ahhh, ahhh ¦ LJ: I ¦ I pulled it now ¦ [s. p.]
VS: Ahhh, doctor ¦ LJ: Don't it feel better now? [s. p.]
VS: Ahhhh ¦ LJ: It won't be long now ¦ [s. p.]
VS: Mmmm ¦ mmmm ¦ [s. p.]