-Sung by bam margera...music by cky-

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why

Cause I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!

He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's a fucker...
And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?
Nobody's getting any toys!
FUCK! Nobody's getting fuck!

He knows when you are sleeping
he knows when you're awake
He doesnt know a god damn thing
cause the whole fucking thing is fake

Santa, is there anything I can do?
Is there anything you can do?
You can GET BACK TO WORK!

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake
Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick

You better make sure you learn how to spell
Cause if you don't you're burning in hell
Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming
I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming
Santa Claus is coming to town
Shit