I got a letter from the lady next door
It said you got to turn the radio down
I appreciate the offer
But there's nothing I'd like more
Than turn your situation all around
And I'm sorry

Went to the market to buy some blue bananas
And the man behind me slipped and broke his head
They layed him six feet under in his tacky new pajamas
But some folks say he wasn't really dead
And after all the time that I've spent giving and receiving
You'd think that I'd know by now

I'm sorry for everything
(I've ever said and done)
Sorry for everything
(I'm sorry for this song)
I'm sorry for everything

I drove to California in the purple station wagon
With pretty little flowers on the side
I ended up in trouble with Puff the Magic Dragon
And all the pretty flowers went and died
And after all the time that I've spent bitchin' and complainin'
You'd think that I'd know by now

I'm sorry for everything
(I've ever said and done)
I'm sorry for everything
(I'm sorry for this song)
I'm sorry for everything

Oh and if I was the doctor of the King of Rock 'n' Roll
I wouldn't be so sorry
No I wouldn't be so sorry

I'm sorry for everything
(I've ever said and done)
I'm sorry for everything
(I'm sorry for this song)
I'm sorry for everything
(I'm sorry for this song)
I'm sorry for everything
(I'm sorry for this song)
I'm sorry for everything
(I'm sorry for this song)
I'm sorry for everything