Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat “ it's gonna bite back

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Toilet seat is your launching pad
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4-3-2-1 Blast Off!

Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you want to burn in that ˜roid
We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door

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All Systems Go!
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Jalapeño, habañero
Burning all yo' hair down there-o
Picinu, vindaloo
They're gonna getcha, they're gonna getcha, too

You know those red things in the Kung Pao
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy
And it's time to countdown!

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Houston, we have a problem¦
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!