Why did my life have to be like this
did god have to make it like this
it aint fair
the tough life in Philly
i know it really sounds silly

then i wint to NY
the place with the big apple
and there i drank a lot of Snapple
when i went to Florida
the place with all the sunshine
made me think about this friggin life of mine

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That day my doctor pulled the coud
is the day the world praised to the lord
it was the best day of their lives
i dan't know why my parents didn't kill me the day i was born
they hated me right from the start
my holy death day

when i was 9 i ran away from home
went to all those places and more fust like i told
i wint to Philly it was cool i'd stay there forever if i could
i went to Juvi when i was 10
just cuz i stole some stuff from some men
im sick or every one tellin me to fump off a bridge
gress i just need some help

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The day my doctor pulled the cord
is the day the world praised the lord
it was the best day of their lives
i don't know why my parents didn't kill me the day i was born
they hated me right from the start
my holy death day

my holy death day
it was the best day of their lives
it was just what they were waiting for
i was watching them party bout my death from hill
i was made fun of all my life
i tried to commit suicide a bunch of times
but every friggin time someone had to save me

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the dat my doctor pulls the cord
is the day the world praised the lord
it was the best day of their lives
i don't know why my parents didn't kill me the day i was born
they hated me right from the start
my holy death day

it was the best day of their lives
don't know why my friggin parents didn't kill me on that day i was born
they hated me rite from the start
my holy death day
my holy death day