THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE.

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE HAS HIT THE TOWN LIKE A BOMB
THE BACK FENCE GOSSIP'S AIN'T BEEN THIS GOOD

SINCE MABEL RAN OFF WITH TOM
OUR TOWN WAS PEACEFUL AND QUIET BEFORE SHE CAME ON THE SCENE
THE LADY HAS STARTED A RIOT DISTURBING THE SUBURBAN ROUTINE
THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE HAS THE TOWN IS A WHIRL
THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE MI-O-MIO WHAT A GIRL
YOU SHOULD SEE HOW SHE CARRIES ON WITH HER ADMIRERS GALORE
SHE MUST BE GIVING THEM QUITE A THRILL THE WAY THEY FLOCK TO HER DOOR
SHE THROWS THOSE COME HITHER GLANCES AT EVERY TOM, DICK AND JOE
WHEN OFFERED SOME LIQUID REFRESHMENTS THE LADY NEVER NEVER SAYS NO
THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE HAS THE TOWN IN A WHIRL
THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE MI-O-MIO WHAT A GIRL

THE THINGS THEY'RE TRYING TO PIN ON HER WON'T HOLD MUCH WATER I'M SURE
BENEATH THE POWDER AND FANCY LACE BEATS A HEART SWEET AND PURE
SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO CHANGE HER THEN SHE'LL BE NICE AS CAN BE
IF YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD STRANGER YOU'RE WELCOME TO DROP IN AND SEE
THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE SO DELIGHTFUL TO HUG
THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE
SHE'S DELECTABLE...QUITE RESPECTABLE
AND SHE'S ONLY NINE DAYS OLD.