-verse 1-
THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, RATHER HOW IT ALL BEGAN,
YOU SEE, I WAS AN UGLY DUCKLING, ONLY HALF A MAN,
I DIDNT THINK I WOULD FIND A GIRL,
THE KIND THAT WOULD ROCK MY WORLD,
SO I KEPT ON SEARCHIN, ALWAYS FELT THE HURTIN,

TEMPTATION GOT THE BEST OF ME,
TEMPTATION SAID, BOY BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE,
SO I STARTED, CHARGIN BY THE HOUR, FOR MY LOVE POWER,
AND THEN, ME-MYSELF AND I, A REGULAR LADYS GUY,

-chorus-
SITTIN IN THE LAP, SITTIN IN THE LAP,
SITTIN IN THE LAP OF LUXURY, SURE FEELS GOOD TO ME. 2 Xs

-verse 2-
LUXURY FOUND ME, IN JUST THE NICK OF TIME,
I WAS RUNNIN OUT OF PATIENCE, ON MY LAST DIME,
A MAGICAL SHOWER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY,
SHE TURNED OUT MY SENSES, WASHED MY BLUES AWAY.

LUX-URY GOT THE BEST OF ME,
LUXURY SAID BOY BE WHO YOU, WANT TO BE,
I NEVER CHARGED HER BY THE HOUR, MY LOVE POWER,
I LOVE HER BIG GREEN EYES, ILL ALWAYS STAND BESIDE HER,

SITTIN IN THE LAP, SITTIN IN THE LAP,
SITTIN IN THE LAP OF LUXURY, SURE FEELS GOOD TO ME. 2 Xs

IT DONT MATTER, HOW WE MET, WHERE WE SLEPT,
WHO WE KNEW BEFORE,
IM YOUR ROMEO, YOUR JULIET,
THERES NOTHING I WANT MORE
THAN TO HONOR YOU, CHERISH YOU,
TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE,
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS GIGOLOS,
GIGOLOS GET LONELY TOO.