Born to love volcanos
Seen em on PBS
Born to love volcanos
My apartment is a mess
Somewhere under that pile of clothes

Lies a whole $10 bill
Telephones are ringing
In a land called PBS
Fat lady is singing
In a land called PBS
Maybe she loves volcanos too
I'll just have to take a guess
She looks like a little volcano
With her red hair and brown dress

Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos

Born to love volcanos
Seen em on PBS
Born to love volcanos
This city is a mess
Somewhere on a steam vent
Sits a man without a home
Tribute to Carl Sagan
Tonight on PBS
Alistair Cooke is beggin'
Tonight on PBS
Maybe he needs my money more
Than a man without a home
He wants to make a documentary
On the footwear of ancient Rome

Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos

Born to love volcanos
Seen em on PBS
Born to love volcanos
This country is a mess
Every 2 minutes a girl gets pregnant
Cause no one gives them the facts
Intellectuals are phoning
To a land called PBS
Some old man is droning
In a land called PBS
Maybe he needs my money
More than a bunch of pregnant teens
A toll-free number to call in my money
Appears upon my screen

Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
Born to love volcanos