Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross.

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake there heads in disbelief.
GO!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Riley orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake there heads in disbelief.
Yeah Charles Nelson Riley he's our man,
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake there heads in disbelief.
GO!
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Riley orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake there heads in disbelief.