Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
It's the late late shift to one to fear

And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It's round-up time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride, how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for pay

Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants
Don't move, child, gotta big black stick
There's six of us, babe, so suck on my dick

And ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a shit
Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?"
"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"

As we ride, ride, how we ride
As we ride, ride, how we ride
As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, lowride