I am your plumber
No, I never went away
I still bug your bedrooms
And pick up everything you say
It can be a boring job

To moniter all day your excess talk

I hear when you're drinking
And cheatin' on your lonely wife
I play tape recordings of you to my friends at night

We've got a girl in bed with you
You're on a candid camera
We just un-elected you

I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wash 'em away keep America clean
For clean livin' folks like me

If you demonstrate against somebody we like
I'll slip on my wig
And see if I can start a riot
Transform you to an angry mob
All your leaders go to jail for my job

But we ain't the Russians
Political trials are taboo
We've got our secret ways of getting rid of you
Fill you full of LSD
Turn you loose on a freeway

I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wash 'em away, keep America clean
For clean livin' folks like me

Send you spinning, Send you spinning
send you spnning all over the freeway
spinning on the crowded freeway
spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin
Lookout!

The press, they never even cared
Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car
In ten years we'll leak the truth
By then it's only so much paper

You know watergate hurt
But nothing ever really changed
A teeny bit quiter
But we still play our little games

We still play our little games
We still play our little games
We still play our little , we still play our little
we still play our little, we still play our little games
We still play a lot of games

I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wash 'em away
Keep America clean
For me!