Down at the arsenal
Where they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night
By caged white Rabbits
Been sitting there for years

Now I'm gonna have at it
I cut trough the fence
Run right in and grab it
Go crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare
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Panic in the air
See the headless Chickens runnin'
Golf carts crash
Cracking head wide open
Scratch the grass
So mister you can't breathe
And roll and writhe
In a sandtrap starting to heave
Claw those clubs let me see you seethe
crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare
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Chemical Warfare
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Yellow clouds
Yellow air
Goin' down down down the fairwar
Sensative to the touch
Movin' Down down the putting green
Blowin' straight for the big club house

Where the stuffed country club
Efferescent ladies so carefree
Relax pose by the pool
Limber limp
With a dry Martini
Until...

(ahh... what is going on?... )

Chemical warfare
Chemical warfare
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Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare
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