I'm the center of my own universe
and I'm sitting on top of my world
I'm the middle of my attention
and I'm the best joke I've ever heard
I'm the king of my own castle

and I'm the master of my own mind
I'm the best friend that I've ever had
the best friend that I'll ever find
I'm the nicest person I've ever met
the only person that I'll never forget
I'm the best sex that I've ever had
the one relationship I'll never forget
I can see them coming
I can see them coming
I can see them coming
I can see them coming
We want to lock you up, they want to lock me up
We want to put you away, they want to put me away
We want to shut you up, they want to shut me up
We want you out of the way, they want me out of the way
I'm the greatest star in my hall of fame
I'm the host of my own show
I'm the main character in my book
I'm the most humble guy I know
I'm the leader of my own army
I'm the f^nhrer of my chosen ones
I'm the atom bomb that'll blow my world
all the way to my kingdom come
I'm the god of my own bible
I'm the Jesus of my own cross
I'm the saviour of my own people
and I'm my own greatest loss
I can see them coming
I can see them coming
I can see them coming
I can see them coming
We want to lock you up, they want to lock me up
We want to put you away, they want to put me away
We want to shut you up, they want to shut me up
We want you out of the way, they want me out of the way
I think I'm going crazy
I think I'm going crazy
I think I'm going crazy
I think I'm going crazy I'm losing my mind